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Associated Students of the University of Washington |
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A Resolution in Support of Cake WHEREAS anthropologists have concluded that agriculture is the single most important human technology ever developed, and; WHEREAS agriculture allowed the production of refined flours which are vital ingredients for delicious cake, and; WHEREAS cake is by all means considered a tasty dessert and treat, and; WHEREAS Marie Antoinette is frequently referenced to have said, “Let them eat cake!” and; WHEREAS all must acquiesce to the irresistible power of cake, therefore; BE IT RESOLVED BY THE ASSOCIATED STUDENTS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON: THAT the ASUW wholly supports and consumes cake in all its forms and formally requests the presence of a scrumptious cake at the final meeting of the Student Senate’s twelfth session to be provided by the beloved SAO advisor. History of Legislation 10/5/2005: Submitted for consideration |
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